Spooky Family Movie Night: 12 Movies Rated by Scariness for Ages 5-13
I made a mistake in 2022. I put on Coraline for my 5-year-old because I remembered it as "that cool stop-motion movie."…
I made a mistake in 2022. I put on Coraline for my 5-year-old because I remembered it as "that cool stop-motion movie."…
My nephew can't have milk. Not a little. Not "just this once." Full anaphylaxis. Halloween for his parents used to be a…
I've made the deviled-eyeball eggs. I've made the hot-dog fingers. I once spent three hours on a "brain Jell-O mold" that looked…
It's October 30th. You have no costume, no candy, no decoration, and the school just emailed about the class party tomorrow. I've…
Pin-the-tail-on-the-cat. Pin-the-nose-on-the-pumpkin. Pin anything on anything. I'm done with pin games. Every Halloween party my kid has been to since kindergarten featured…
My church's trunk-or-treat was the reason I bought a fog machine in 2021. I regret that purchase. It sits in my garage…
I'll be honest — last year I spent $90 on a single Spirit Halloween costume my daughter wore for exactly 45 minutes…
The Pumpkin Masters kit is $14.99 at Target. It breaks by pumpkin two. The little saw snaps at the handle every time…
I spent $210 on a 12-foot animated reaper from Home Depot two years ago. It groaned, its eyes glowed red, its head…